Tyler Lentil is a lonely depressed college kid who lives
with his mom and her pet goose, Marvin the twelfth. There is much tension in
the apartment. Ever since Tyler's father, Willy was admitted into the mental
institution for publicly eating a robin illegally Marvin started biting Tyler's
fingers and toes angrily in the night. Tyler became forced to wear baseball
mits on his hands and oven mits on his feet. Marvin only showed aggression
toward Tyler but remained affectionate toward his mother, Johannah.
Tyler had never traveled out of Florida until a great
catastrophe came upon his Grandparents in Mostacholigrain, Wisconsin. Their
beloved bilingual dog, Charlie was accidentally murdered by Mayor Tiki
Sinclair, who was so overecome with grief that he jumped off a building.. (A/N:
Yes, I know, intense)
So Tyler went to the french speaking dog's funeral and
despite the somber event, he fell in love Mostacholigrain, Wisconsin.
One day, in Winn-Dixie. Noelle as singing about mayonnaise
while juggling oranges. She tripped on a pineapple and the oranges flew
recklessly into the air onto an unexpecting Tyler, who is stroking a baby
llama, who thinks Tyler is his grandmother.
Noelle passes out. When she wakes up there is a can of
frozen broccoli that Tyler retrieved from the bathroom freezer on her head. The
llama is staring at her while Tyler vigourously fans her with a pineapple.
"I hattte Texas!" Noelle moans.
"I hate Texas too," Tyler agrees. "BUT, I
LOOOVE Wisconsin."
"I LOVE WISCONSIN TOO!"
Two years later.....
((TO BE CONTINUED!))
