there's a storm in minnesota
there's a storm in kansas city
there's a storm in Atlanta...and a cake up in the pine tree!
there's a lamp on the counter
there's a monkey on my lawn
i just bought a brand new salsa dress
& I'm gonna have it pawned!
there's a dog in the cellar
something's growing on my toe!
a hobo's munching on potato chips
because his blood sugars getting low
there's an ambulance at applebee's
