Thursday, October 30, 2008

Radcliff Story 2006


Once there was a young lad by the name of Radcliff. He resided in the large picturesque town of Kenosha, Wisconsin. Radcliff loved Indiana with a passion. The reason why he loved it so much was because one time he went there with his father and walked into a grocery store called Ultra. Immediatly he knew the store and Indiana was his destiny.
Meanwhile one day Noelle was all somber in the store Ultra. She walked through the bakery, heartbroken because she missed the wonderful Woodman's in her beloved Kenosha, Wisconsin. Well, Radcliff was also in Ultra at that time. Unlike Noelle, he was all happy and joyus. He saw Noelle who was starting to sob sadly when she looked at the bumble bee tuna. He asked her,"Hey somber woman, why are you looking so gloomy? It's a wonderful store! Doesn't it smell terrific?"
Noelle started to respond until she looked up at him. He was the most gourgeous, beautiful, handsome boy she had ever seen. "Oh I just miss my favorite grocery store in the world." She replied sniffling.
"What are you talking about? This is the greatest grocery store in the world!" Radcliff responding excitedly.
"I disagree. Woodman's is the best," Noelle replied.
"WOODMANS?!" Radcliff was washed over with shock.
"Yes." Noelle nodded.
"I live right near a woodman's.The Kenosha Woodman's."
"No way. You're from wisconsin?"
"Unfortunately." Radcliff said.
"Why? You don't like it there?"
"No way. It's dumb. Indiana is the place to be." Radcliff said.
"You haven't lived here." Noelle said with disgust.
"Yeah well you havent lived in Wisconsin either. All they have is cows and cheese and cows. You guys have corn. I love corn."
"I hate corn. Cheese is awesome." Noelle said. Even though Radcliff was extremely good looking she also found him irritating. Just like she found her uncle Hugo who also prefered Indiana over Wisconsin annoying. How could they hate Wisconsin?
Suddenly Radcliff and Noelle's dads come running toward the two arguing strangers.
"Noelle, you'll never guess who I ran into!" Noelle's father, Jim exclaimed.
"Who?"
"This is Harry, my old friend from high school. He's an ice fisherman in Wisconsin."
"Harry's my dad!" Radcliff said.
"Is he hairy?" Noelle asked.
"A little."
"Ahhh..."
The time at the grocery store went by fast. After both Radcliff and Noelle's fathers were grocery shopping the two 16 and some odd month teens walked through the aisles of Ultra and talked about everything. Radcliff told Noelle about his pet fish, Gwenevierre back home. Noelle spoke of her cat Jack and how he likes to eat fish. Radcliff was frightened. When Radcliff had to go back to Wisconsin he started to cry. Noelle hugged him telling him she knew how he felt. They exchanged numbers when they seperated.
Yes, It was only the beginning.

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