Wisconsin Traditions

WISCONSIN TRADITIONS

*When crossing the Wisconsin state line, one must go completely spastic and slap their dad (or whoever they are riding with) because of their pure joy/excitement. If one is NOT excited, they shouldn't be allowed in Wisconsin. They should take a dump.

*When you are at Woodman's you must only go through the bakery entrance. If the bakery section is closed, than one must park by the bakery and then walk to the main enterance. That is the only way it is not evil.

*You may only buy twix from the machine in the employee lounge.

*When going through the cheese asile, you must shout "CHEESE!" and run around like a mad woman.

*No matter what, you must buy windmill cookies. No excuses.

*The only place you may buy your shampoo and conditioner is Woodman's due to the tradition started in December 2006.

*When in Lake Geneva, you must walk down to the beach and run around for at least four minutes. You must touch the water if weather permits.

*Stay away from men named Stan. They steal your change.

*You may only read the book, Flight #116 Is Down in the Lake Geneva public library.

That's all I have for now. Exspect more later.